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bitolec-blog:

sentientsynth:

“the children came to a perfume shop. In the show window was a large jar of freckle salve, and beside the jar was a sign, which read: DO YOU SUFFER FROM FRECKLES? “What does the sign say?” ask Pippi. She couldn’t read very well because she didn’t want to go to school as other children did. It says, “Do you suffer from freckles?’” said Annika. “Does it indeed?” said Pippi thoughtfully. “Well, a civil question deserves a civil answer. Let’s go in.” She opened the door and entered the shop, closely followed by Tommy and Annika. An elderly lady stood back of the counter. Pippi went right up to her. “No!” she said decidedly. “What is it you want?” asked the lady. “No,” said Pippi once more. “I don’t understand what you mean,” said the lady. “No, I don’t suffer from freckles,” said Pippi. Then the lady understood, but she took one look at Pippi and burst out, “But, my dear child, your whole face is covered with freckles!” “I know it,” said Pippi, “but I don’t suffer from them. I love them. Good morning.” She turned to leave, but when she got to the door she looked back and cried, “But if you should happen to get in any salve that gives people more freckles, then you can send me seven or eight jars.””

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Pippi Longstocking 

(is a goddess!)

hijabivibes:

this ramadan, instead of praising your mothers and sisters for powering through their fast and still managing to prepare iftar for you, get up and help them prepare the food and clear the table and wash the dishes. don’t leave the tasks to the women in your household as you laze around all day. 

flatchest:

i’m so tired of pedophiles thinking they have any right to live

setheverman:

setheverman:

i always remember how big i am when i pick up a shirt and it turns out it’s my underwear

I HAVE BIG CLOTHES!!!!! BECAUSE I AM TALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND LARGE, AS A PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS WHAT THIS POST SAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!